12.05.08

UK D-Listers Veet-It to Dublin... Little-did-we-know when WE invented ShowBiz in Ireland that our hand-crafted world would become a dumping ground for the hasbeen run-off from London's social scene. With Michelle 'Liberty X' Heaton, Bianca 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Nikki 'who is she' Graham now Dublin's elite celebs – we have to ask ourselves, where did it all go wrong? Bianca Gascoigne, Michelle Heaton, Nikki Graham Oh Dear, oh dear... What the hell has happened to Dublin town? Once the place of Saints, Scholars, Rockers & Rollers - we now roll-out the red carpet for any aul bit o' orange skinned Never-Was that crosses the Irish Sea trying to make a Euro... Kiss & Tellers, Glamour girls, Reality TV drop-outs, manufactured Pop Bands desperados... Sheesh. Has London's D-List become Dublin's new A-List? Michelle Heaton, Nikki Graham Ever since former Liberty X umpa lumpa Michelle Heaton somehow got the job as a judge on an RTE talent(less) show, the trend for UK bottom-of-the-barrel stars to relocate to Dublin has seriously increased. Sure why wouldn't they? No one wants to pay any more attention to them across the water... May-as-well sell their wares over here. Michelle Heaton Now a permanent fixture in VIP club, Krystle, Michelle's growing gang of 'Lads Mags' favourites seem to be doubling in Dublin on weekly basis... This week she had Gazza's step-daughter Bianca Gascoigne and Big Brother's annoying Nikki Graham with her on the club’s leather couches. Before they headed out, we spotted the bunch walking to their hotel in the city centre carrying armfuls of VEET hair removal cream. Ugh. Michelle Heaton Heaton and her gang of Englsih celebrity outcasts had just been judging Miss Spin 1038 at Tripod along with Keith Duffy... Eh, why would you want to have this lot judging the qualities for an entrant Miss Universe Ireland 2008? Come on! They’re hardly qualified to judge a pissing-up-against-a-wall competition. Sad. Bianca Gascoigne, Michelle Heaton, Nikki Graham We can just see their beauty criteria check-list... 1. Orange Fake-Bake applied liberally and then some. Check. 2. Fake French Nails at least 3 inches long. Check. 3. Hair Extenstions Glued on and roots showing. Check. 4. Tarty dress. Check. 5. Eight-Inch Platform stiletto high-heels. Check. 6. Severe lack of personality. Check. Check & Check. Michelle Heaton Oh well, with University graduates looking to become Beauty Queens rather than using their brains, lovely-girl-ism is surely on the rise... The Irish Coleen now has aspirations of becoming a center-fold on the pages of Nuts or Zoo magazine as opposed to a useful member of society - the 15 minutes of fame culture is at its zenith in Ireland... But as long as the Irish female allows herself to be JUDGED by the brands on her back rather than the brains in her head, each time she goes to the races or to a nightclub, this spiral towards the quagmire will continue. What would Maureen O'Hara or Grace Kelly say?

*Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site Leave a Comment Mandy – Dublin June 06, 2008 - 11:34 Andy Scott Lee is finally free of Michelle Heaton i heard that they have gone thir seperate ways Good luck to him ,hope he finds a decent love the 2nd time Chelle made anarseof herself on that tv show she did on drinkin to excess . Bubblegum Joe May 17, 2008 - 03:48 Dara, you're not too bright are ya? Dara Gero May 16, 2008 - 07:07 "They’re hardly qualified to judge a pissing-up-against-a-wall competition. Sad." Why the hell are you wasting your life writing about them then!? mad 4 it – Eire May 13, 2008 - 08:37 Celebs? What has happened to the 'celeb' world? Why do these non-celebs keep getting publicity? It doesn't take much these days to become a celeb - like Biana Gascoigne a celeb? Jasus - the world is in a very sad state. Give me Jessica Alba any day Rob – England May 12, 2008 - 19:20 Nikki looks absolutely stunning at the awards she was gorgeous! Bubblegum Joe May 12, 2008 - 17:30 Trendy. Stop there. I think you might be ruining a certain Sunday Paper's splash exclusive! I'll say no more............ trendy r what – Naas May 12, 2008 - 17:21 does michelle heaton have a husband or what? shes been in dublin for about 6 months now and never seen a sign of him. is she seeing someone here in dublin? anyone from krystal know? Princess – London May 12, 2008 - 15:56 That Michelle Heaton... well I have met her and I used to feel sorry for her when she was slated in the press but the way she saunters about the place in person thinking she owns it... it's actually quite hilarious! Paul O'Connor May 12, 2008 - 15:32 Eh Fiona. No I haven't met any of these "ladies" but it does what it says on the tin. TAMARA – US May 12, 2008 - 15:24 Thats Nasty not Grace Kelly LOL Fiona O'D – Eire May 12, 2008 - 15:23 Eh Paul :have u ever met any of these ladies ;if not then dont judge by what you see.its the celeb guys that are worse when out ,& thats before they even get hammered did they ever hear of fakin a smile just for a couple of seconds to take photos with people. trendy r what – Naas May 12, 2008 - 15:10 hate to say it but who are these eejits? state of yer one Nikki from big brother whats she like anyway? shee needs help :( Paul O'Connor May 12, 2008 - 14:41 Slappers. Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1